Thursday, May 10, 2007

Find a new team

If this jersey isn't a must have for you as a Vikings fan why don't you go ahead and find a new team. Here are some samplings of conversions I'd expect to have with you going forward.

Convo #1
Me [rocking my #1 Edinger game worn home jersey] - Did you see Greenway flick off all of Ford stadium as he took that INT to the house?
You - I was pissed because I was routing for the Lions now that they have Calvin Johnson and I've become a dueschbag.

Convo #2
You - You must have been pissed when the Vikes cut Kelly Cam last year after you spent a ton of money on that game worn jersey.
Me [ pimped out ] - Quite the contrary my friend... I spent 700 bone on this jersey 2 years after he played for queens. Enjoy the Lions game you whore.

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